Ichiro Suzuki Passes Drug Test, Fails Turing Test

Ichiro Suzuki Passes Drug Test, Fails Turing Test
Since Ichiro entered the American major league with the Seattle Mariners in 2001, Ichiro has been a puzzle of great intrigue and interest. Many of his teammates, notably Bret Boone, later had to drop out due to rigorous steroid testing. Ichiro has been …
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Report: Marlins' interest in Ichiro Suzuki has escalated
Miami is thin on outfield depth after Giancarlo Stanton, Marcell Ozuna and Christian Yelich and appear to be in the market for a left-handed bat. Ichiro is 156 hits shy of 3,000 career hits and looking to extend his MLB career. Last season, he hit .284 …
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Suzuki offers helping hand
These include a 50% discount on lubrication, 30% discount on genuine Suzuki spare parts, as well as a 20% discount on labour and service charges. Affected customers are advised to contact their nearest authorised Suzuki dealers and service centres …
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